I was with [name deleted :)], and we were in a hotel room somewhere, and he had me up against the wall and we were making out, and of course I was enjoying this, but then I was thinking, "I wonder if he has a condom. I will not have sex with him unless he has a condom." And then I had to go to the bathroom or something and when I got back, he was on the phone, and I was like, "Why are you on the phone? Is that a girl?" He said, "Well I was just telling the girls I met earlier that I wouldn't be able to meet up with them. You don't want me to meet them, right? They were just giggly girls." And I admitted that no, I did not want him to meet up with them, and then I asked him how many other women he had been with, and he said, "Well, I have been with four other women, and one turned me down, so four out of five." And I was so happy with this remarkably low number – he must want meeeeeeeeeee! – that I gleefully jumped on the bed with him. At which point he rolled over, took off his shirt and said, "I am going to seduce you," and grinned. And then he ran his hand up the length of my leg, because I was suddenly naked, and it got me so hot and ... ready, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, AND THEN THE DAMN ALARM WENT OFF. I WAS SO MAD.
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I read something somewhere (that I do not really remember and can't link to; thus you cannot prove me wrong...heh) that "gifted" children are statistically more likely to turn into "normal" adults than "gifted" adults. As a former gifted child, I have been thinking a lot about this, and I think I will eventually write a post about it, but so far today I have been distracted by the Grey's Anatomy forums at Television Without Pity. So maybe later.
