So, I originally took a photo of the dirty dishes piled in my sink. I really don't like doing dishes. I mean, I would rather clean the bathroom. So I took a picture of the dishes, then when Audrey was sleeping, I started washing them. And I thought, "Hey! I can do a before and after! It will be neat!" And then I thought, "HEY! I can do a before, DURING, and after, and THEN write about how I need to do dishes more often or get a bigger drying rack, haha." Then I thought I would write about how every time I can actually put Audrey down, I have so much crap to get done that I am paralyzed by the overwhelming sense of it all AND CAN'T A GIRL GET A LITTLE ME TIME?

Then I realized how truly pathetic all that was.

I took my mom to the airport tonight; she's on a flight to Seattle. (Which, Seattle, wow. Still brings back the memories. Did I ever tell you about that? I don't know if I'm even ready. It's written down somewhere, never fear, but it probably shouldn't see the light of day, ever.) Patrick wanted to go to the observation deck. I didn't. On the way to the airport, he fell asleep. My mom said, "Hey, now you won't have to worry about going to the observation deck." I said, "Oh, you don't know Patrick. He will wake up as soon as I stop to let you out, and the first words out of his mouth will be 'I wanna go to the observation deck.' "

Game, set, match to me.

Also, the dishes are still "during" so hey! Look at the neat airplane and the neat clouds!

Funny aside: there was a dad and his two kids there. They were waiting for someone's plane to take off, much like we were. (Aside aside: We just needed a damn American Airlines plane to take off, I have no qualms about passing it off as Grandma's plane even if it's not, and it took 50 minutes before one single stupid AA flight left.) The dad said, "It's about 25 minutes." The kids had no concept of this. Dad: "It's about one TV show from now." I said to him, "I'm glad I'm not the only one who tells time by TV shows."

Okay, wow, now I'm even more pathetic. I will go before I think of something stupider.