in which Patrick is awesome

 

Patrick: I don't want to go to high school.

Me: Okay, how about pre-k?

Patrick: No, I want to stay home with you forever.

Me: Forever? How will you meet girls?

Patrick: I'll go to Zumba with you. ... But be sure to bring some money. Because there are snack machines there, and dancing makes me hungry.

 

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He brought me a daffodil yesterday because he thought it was "beautiful."