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Mon 06/20/2011
Two Point Five

Patrick is two and a half today. People keep telling me I need to provide him a sibling. This is what I get for not telling people I was pregnant last year. It turns out I tend to agree with these people, but I am really starting to get tired of hearing it. If it had gone as (I) planned, Patrick would be a big brother in one month's time. Of course, he's perfectly happy to still be an only, and as James pointed out, I wouldn't want to be pregnant in this heat. Which is true, but I'd rather be pregnant in this heat than not. ANYWAY.

Patrick is about the same as he was the last time I tried to post an update, ha. He's getting taller, I think. I don't really notice but people who don't see him every day seem to think he is longer and leaner so I'll take their word for it. He still can fit into 18-24 month stuff easily and yesterday he was wearing 12-18 month pants. He has an ADORABLE outfit that I love, sized 2T, and it just swims on him.

Patrick is wearing big boy undies (almost) full-time now. He's a smart kid, and he figured that he could just go in his pull-ups, so he did. Thus, no more pull-ups. This unfortunately means way more laundry but on the other hand, no more diapers to buy. I wouldn't be doing this yet (probably) except he seems to be 95% potty trained at daycare. His teacher told me this morning that while they were outside on the playground last week, Patrick decided he had to go, so he ... went. On the playground. This is my/our fault. If he's outside, I tell him to drop his pants and go. I figure if he's able to identify the urge, that counts for me. Plus, his 4-year-old buddy next door goes in the woods. Sorry about that, Patrick, hope you didn't get into too much trouble at daycare.

Speaking of daycare. Patrick HATES it. Or, he hates getting dropped off. I THINK he's okay once he's gotten used to it. But he asks me every day if he can stay home with me and says he doesn't want to go to daycare. Since I know exactly how he feels, it is becoming increasingly harder to go to work. We have a routine in the mornings: Patrick gets up and asks immediately for "monkey snacks" and his lawn mower. He usually gets his monkey (fruit) snacks while he watches the monkey. (Curious George. PBS.) He now knows that we have episodes of CG and Dinosaur Train on DVR so once the monkey is all done, he asks for Dinosaur Train. We usually have to put that off until the evening, because I'm already so late as it is. (At the end of the Dinosaur Train theme song, the dinosaur on the wide load car roars. Patrick covers his ears in preparation halfway through the song. Every time. It's cute.) Then he has toast or "waffle toast" (what I cleverly called Eggos to get him to try one -- it worked) and then we get dressed (with much wailing and gnashing of teeth) and then we make my coffee and we go.

Patrick made me coffee last night in the bathtub. He poured it from one container to the other and then he gave us both a cup, but he cautioned me that it was hot, and then he took a sip anyway and yelped that he burned his tongue. Then he made me take a sip. I'm not quite sure what to make of this child. Ha.

Patrick continues to like sweet things. Not so much vegetables, except tomatoes. Wait, do those count as a vegetable? I mean, technically it's a fruit but it's not sweet. I think for my purposes that counts. He'll usually eat bananas, and he loves blueberries. He shares my fondness for frosting. Whenever I make cupcakes, he licks all the frosting off and comes back for more.

We still have to read the "Easter book" followed by the "Santa book" every single night. Then I have to go to sleep with him. He makes me stay off his side of the bed. While I do miss my free time, I have to admit I like it when he falls asleep next to me. Or on me. There's not much better than a sleeping toddler on your chest. :)


Posted by Molly at 4:28 PM EDT
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Tue 06/14/2011
we interrupt your regularly scheduled programming

I was putting Patrick to bed tonight and told him I loved him, and he said, "I love you, Mommy." It was the cutest thing EVER.


Posted by Molly at 10:32 PM EDT
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Mon 06/13/2011
Miscellaneous, brought to you by Bullet Points
  • Patrick has a fondness for Hershey kisses. He calls them "kiss-yous." Of course since he calls them that, he gets one (or four) every time he asks. So I'm sure he will continue to call them kiss-yous.
  • I got an Old Navy Groupon a couple of weeks ago -- pay $10 for $20 worth of merchandise. I went to spend it on Sunday. I picked up three shirts for myself and some socks for Patrick. They were having an issue with their system where if you got any kind of polo shirt, it wouldn't ring up right. Because kids uniforms were not included in the Groupon and the system had it set up to also apply to adult polos. (And let me tell you, the cute little jersey polo I found for $4.49 on clearance would NOT have passed uniform muster.) That must have been super annoying for the managers. It happened to someone else while I was checking out. Anyway, the manager overrode it so I got my stuff for $6.41. Then she handed me back the Groupon coupon (ha) and said that she'd like me to come back again and use it "on us." (OLD NAVY FOR THE WIN!) So I went back three hours later and bought some boxers for James (which Patrick picked out -- he'll be getting them for Father's Day...hope you like bananas on your undies, honey) and two pairs of flip-flops for Patrick. Total on that one: $1.30. So, in sum, I got four pairs of toddler socks, three pairs of boxers, three shirts, and two pairs of toddler flip-flops for $17.71. Without my Groupon(s) it would have been $47.71. Although I suppose it's win-win for ON too because otherwise I wouldn't have spent that $17.71 there. Except I probably would have.
  • Why must flights to Des Moines, Iowa, cost so much? Why? Is it an uber-popular summertime destination and I just didn't know it? Go I-Cubs? What? I really want all three of us to be able to go out there for Sarah's wedding in July, but right now that would cost $1212. Just for the flights. Not to mention food, lodging, if we rented a car, etc.  I would drive, but it's 17.5 hours, and that's just not going to happen with a toddler. Also, it wouldn't be worth it for a long weekend. That would be misery.
  • I've decided that Starbucks is at best my third-favorite coffee. Definitely ahead of it are Saladelia and Parker & Otis, which both have the advantage of being close to my workplace. I think I probably like Caribou coffee better also but I don't like their cold selections and therefore I haven't had a drink there in quite some time so I can't adequately judge. I feel like I've blogged about this before. Hopefully it wasn't here.
  • I want a vacation. Actually I probably need a vacation. I could write a whole blog entry on that but I don't want anyone at work to find this. HA.
  • I want a new house.
  • Gratuitous Patrick pic:


Posted by Molly at 1:50 PM EDT
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Tue 06/07/2011
crafty...

Sarah asked me to make a birth announcement for her sister. I like making birth announcements, and I have wanted one of the big frame-able ones from this shop for Patrick since I saw a picture of one in someone else's nursery. Totally cute. Anyway I was messing around with the one for Sarah's sister and I decided to do one for Patrick. Imitation is the highest form of flattery ... right? Plus, if I do get one, I'll probably order from the store since her giraffe is cuter. :)


Posted by Molly at 2:14 PM EDT
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Mon 06/06/2011
two unrelated things Patrick said

I have a picture of my Grandpa Jack reading me a story when I'm probably younger than Patrick is now.  I'm wearing a clown costume, so I'm guessing it's October of 1981 when I was 18 months old. It's in a little frame and it sits on my nightstand. Patrick likes to go through the little drawer (which has necessitated moving certain items to other locations), and the other night he brought me the picture. "Poppy," he said. We have never called anybody Poppy. I guess he could've heard it at daycare but it makes you wonder.

Of course, then I told him it was Mommy and her grandpa, and then he pointed at baby me and said, "Haircut!" He was right; I could've used a haircut. Coincidentally, Patrick needs a haircut. :)

The next day, we were watching "Dinosaur Train." I have been trying to make this Patrick's favorite PBS show, because it's MY favorite PBS show, if by "favorite" you read "least offensive" (no actually I kind of like the show, I admit). Patrick's hanging on to "Curious George" but he's realized that I let him watch TV longer if he watches the choo choo trains so he's adapted. Anyway, the show we were watching was focusing on the t-rex. So there was a giant t-rex on the screen. Patrick grinned and pointed. "Easter Bunny!"


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Fri 06/03/2011
in which the hot weather gets to me, apparently

I know a lot of people who are pregnant right now. I'm okay with that. I mean, certainly I wish I were (still) pregnant too but whatever. I've been miserable in the heat without gestating a human so there's that. I know some of the preggos conceived with no trouble at all, in fact they weren't even trying and thought they were in the clear. I know some of them had issues. I suspect more of them had issues that I don't know about. So it's all good. I'm a little sad but I wish them well and hope for the best and I know that sounds stupid but I really mean it.

HOWEVER. I cannot handle Tori Spelling being pregnant. It eats away at me. Why is SHE pregnant and I'm not? This is totally irrational. For all I know, she's been having issues herself and I should be over the moon for her. Although I doubt she had issues because do you know how many reality shows that woman has? It would have to have come out somewhere.

I know that Tori has (and has had) a lot of reality shows because I have watched them. They were must see TV in our house for a while. You can ask James. Inn Love was the best, but we continued to watch Home Sweet Hollywood. (I haven't watched her new offering, Storibook Weddings? or whatever. I have SOME limits.) And on Inn Love she was pregnant and she was freaking out over little things and I was like, "Oh! She is like me! I heart Tori!" even though we'd never have anything in common in real life.

So, the fact that Tori Spelling is pregnant and I'm not is REALLY AGGRAVATING ME. That's my confession of the day. 


Posted by Molly at 4:47 PM EDT
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Tue 05/24/2011
Stuff

This entry will exist solely for the purpose of embarrassing Patrick later on in life.

Last night, he was sitting on the couch, pantsless. As he often is. (He is doing well with the potty training, in general. Doing really well considering I'm not pushing it, ha.) I glanced down and noticed that he ... seemed to be excited about something.

"Patrick, you have a baby boner," I said.

He looked down, tweaked it -- TWEAKED IT, said, "Big one!" and grinned.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STARTED THAT BEHAVIOR SO YOUNG.

***

This morning, the cat wanted to go out. The cat is supposed to be an indoor cat, but she's not. She got a taste of freedom and now she is unwilling to give it up. Seeing as how she's sneaky and Patrick can unlock and open doors, there's no point in even trying to keep her in, really. I told Patrick we had to let the kitty out so that she could go poop. A few minutes later, Patrick -- who was naked; he'd slept naked -- informed me that needed to go outside to poop. I said we were doing pretty well with potty training earlier, but I meant #1. So I didn't think he really was going to do anything. But he did. Heh.

***

Incidentally, Patrick is a master manipulator. "Thank you" was one of the first things he said when he started talking, because we always would tell him thank you when he would give us something. But we've only recently started making him say please. He'd say it when prompted but not on his own. Last night, in an effort to stay up later, he broke out the "please" umprompted for the first time. He was asking for milk, and he'd already had water so I said no, it was too late for milk. And he said, "Please, mommy?" Of course he says it like "peeeeas?" and it makes me melt. He got his milk and his extra five minutes of being awake. Ha. Score one for Patrick.

***

In unrelated news, project "be skinny or pregnant by Sarah's wedding in July" is not going well. BUT THERE'S STILL TIME!


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Thu 04/21/2011
Twenty Eight

I'm posting another incomplete entry. Once it's banished to draft status I apparently lose all bloggy motivation. Enjoy!

***

Yesterday, Patrick turned 28 months old. I have never been good with the months vs. years things when it comes to baby/toddler ages. When people ask me how old he is, I usually say, "He turned 2 in December." (Before that, it was "He'll be 2 in December," etc.) It's just that I know the other mothers are judging. He's bigger than my child. He's smaller than my child. He says more than my child. My child is cuter, thank goodness. (Yes, we all think that.) So I want him to get credit where it's due. If he's 2 + 1 month, that's a lot younger than 2 + 11 months. Obviously I overanalyze positively everything. Anyway, he's 2 but I already did a "Two" update so ... twenty eight months.

Patrick talks a lot. Mostly, I can understand him. Often, other people can understand him. Sometimes you still need context. One of my favorite things that he says is 'pacuter' for computer. He has his little toy one, James has the iPad, and I usually have my laptop on the couch. He will point to each one. "My pacuter. Mommy pacuter. Daddy pacuter." It's cute. He really likes his squirt bottle, which we got him to keep him from playing with the Windex. James told him it was chemicals and he wasn't allowed to play with it (they're in the cabinet above the stove, so he can't reach), so now he stands there pointing upwards and asking for 'chem-kalls.' He is somewhat placated by his very own squirt bottle filled with water but he knows it's a poor substitute and sometimes he makes his feelings on this subject quite clear. The vacuum cleaner is still a source of fascination. He's moved up to the early preschool class at daycare, and that door is across the hall from the employee/storage room. One day this week, when I went to pick him up, he pointed at the door and said, "Get vacuum cleaner. Key up there." (The key is on a hook by the door.) The teacher said, "He is just so smart. He's too smart for his own good." I'm inclined to agree, but I wonder if she says that to all the moms?

Since it's spring, we're outside all the time. Patrick loves getting dirty and loathes coming inside. Tantrums. He adores lawn mowers. He has a push mower but would like a riding mower. We watched a guy down the street mow his lawn with a push mower a few weeks back. Patrick was fascinated with the procedure to start it. He now starts things up randomly by pulling the (nonexistent) starter cord. I am supremely amused by this. The kid across the street brought out a mini John Deere last night, and Patrick was in heaven, despite the fact that the thing was missing one of its front wheels. Patrick has seen this very tractor at Wal-Mart and requests it every time we go (which is not that often, the kid has too good of a memory). James is probably going to cave in and buy it for him but I'm trying to remain strong because he has SO MANY THINGS THAT GO.

The little boy next door, who's 4, wants Patrick to sleep over, but his mom said Patrick has to be potty trained first, so every day, he asks, "Did you train him yet?" Alas, we have not. Patrick knows what to do, however. He pees standing up, like big boys do. He pees in the shower (learned THAT trick from his father) and pees into his garbage truck and his front loader. I have to give him credit but at the same time, clearly he gets it and he's toying with me. He only rarely will actually go on the potty. I'm not ready to push it yet. I imagine at some point they'll push it more at daycare and he has to be trained before he moves up, but that's almost a year away.


Posted by Molly at 1:39 PM EDT
Updated: Fri 05/20/2011 9:28 PM EDT
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Sat 04/09/2011
Unfinished

This was totally going to be a great blog entry. But then I ran out of time and if I don't post it now, I'll never post anything, and at least this way it qualifies as blodding more. Ha. If only exercising more were that easy. I picked up my bridesmaid dress for Sarah's wedding. It's two sizes bigger than it should be (although she did mention that it was measuring small for everyone). It fits about the same as when I tried it on. I was hoping it would be loose(r). Oh well. I do still have three months. Although then I would have to pay for alterations. Uh, anyway. Here's the start of the blog entry.

***

It is interesting what people say when they’re afflicted with verbal diarrhea. (I include myself in that. Sometimes I find myself shaking my head walking away from a conversation. WHY did I just say that?) This morning at the gas station, there was a woman filling up in front of me who had a Toyota SUV. She came back to ask me if I liked my Jeep. It turns out she’s getting divorced and she still has the same car – a ’96 – that she had before she was married, and her husband kept getting all these trucks. He was a redneck, and he drove a Ford F250. She would like to treat herself to something SHE wants, given the divorce. She used to live at the beach and she always wanted a Jeep, and she’s been talking to people who drive cars she likes. She always wanted a four-door Jeep Wrangler. She needs to haul things, like heavy bales of hay. She has an alpaca. She has an eight-year-old adopted son who’s autistic. He still rides in his car seat. She used to be a paramedic. She thinks mini cars are deathtraps, especially with all the rednecks who live up by us. All that in the five minutes (and it was probably less than that) that it took to fill up my gas tank.

This woman seemed perfectly nice. I didn’t mind talking to her at all. But that’s A LOT of information to tell a random stranger. I tend to acquire verbal diarrhea when talking to acquaintances. It’s like something takes hold of me and I have to fill the silence somehow. For instance, I told virtually no one that I was pregnant last year. People close to me knew, and some folks in Ireland who wanted to know why I wasn’t drinking, and that guy at the Total Wine store who wanted to know why on earth I was buying alcohol free wine. Actually, maybe more people knew than I thought. Anyway, I digress. I didn’t really want to tell anyone I was pregnant, in case something happened. But then, something happened and now I just tell people (who really don’t need to know) that I had a miscarriage.


Posted by Molly at 11:25 PM EDT
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Fri 03/25/2011

For the first two years of Patrick's life, I thought I would take him to Disney World at some vague point in the future, like when I had gotten over my inherent cheapness (which will be never) or when he would actually remember it. I thought this age might be 5. I wondered, idly, what we would do if we had another child, because that child would not yet be 5. Then I started thinking about it, and I don't really remember much from when I was 5. In fact, I went to Disney World when I was 5, and 8, and then maybe 12 and then again a couple years after that, I think, and I worked there when I was 20. I don't remember much of it until I was 20. So THEN I thought, what the hell, we should take Patrick now; he would have fun in that moment and I would have fun with him.

My mom said, "Of COURSE, it's not about him, it's about you. It's about you enjoying him enjoying it." This seems like a no-brainer but it was a revelation to me.

The Disney thing is off for now because my inherent cheapness is shining through and holy shit but that place is expensive.

This comes up in the aforementioned putting Patrick to bed phase. He asks me to sleep upstairs in his bed. I do it until he falls asleep. He won't remember, and if he does, he'll block it out because it will embarrass him until he's much older and has kids of his own. Sure, I do it for him, in the sense that he's quieter and calmer and will go to sleep quicker (also a bonus for me) but really I do it for me. Because he's still little and soft and cuddly and usually he smells good. And it's just NEAT to watch him sleep all curled up with the blankets kicked off.


Posted by Molly at 9:49 AM EDT
Updated: Thu 05/19/2011 10:41 AM EDT
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