Is Evil, Basically.
For me, it goes something like this:
1DPO: Well, I bet that didn't work. Another month, wasted.
2DPO: [checks due date calculator, just in case]
3-4DPO: Ho hum.
5DPO: Is that an implantation dip? [googles implantation dip; it's inconclusive]
6DPO: [while bored at work, peruses twoweekwait.com, retroactively assigns symptoms to the past 5 days]
7DPO: Well, I HAVE been really emotional lately. And if vivid dreams are a sign of pregnancy, then maybe...
8DPO: It's too early to test. If I test now it will be negative. But then that could be a false negative, because it's too early to test.
9DPO: I think my boobs are sore.
10DPO: It's probably still too early to test. I could drop by the dollar store and get a cheapie one. Then it won't be expensive or anything.
11DPO: [goes to dollar store. finds ONE ovulation predictor stick and NO pregnancy tests]
12DPO: Well, either my period is about to start or else I'm pregnant.
13DPO: Spotting...that could go either way.
14DPO: [AF arrives]
Currently 5DPO. (I think. BBT: a post for another day.) Emotional. Sigh.
