moments just like these, baby, wrong can feel so right
Today I’m wearing one of those shirts that used to drive NSG mad, the kind that fits fine everywhere except right across my chest, where it tends to gape open if I move. TM, like NSG, is entranced. Unlike NSG, he does not tell me to fix my shirt.
TM: Great view from the side today. (lowers his voice, almost reverently) They’re enormous, your tits.
He reaches out, grabs my arm, and positions me so that he can have the view he wants.
M: Well. This isn’t suggestive at all.
TM: You wear a D-cup, don’t you?
M: Yeah, I do.
TM: Hmm. (He takes a second to glance at my face, grins, then returns his gaze to my chest.)
M: Come on, now, this is just wrong.
TM: No it’s not. You’ve seen me. You saw me last night.
M: Yeah, but you were wearing your shorts.
TM: Well...do you want to see me naked?
M: Um, I wouldn’t, you know, turn it down. It’s not like I’m pining for it, though.
TM: Oh yeah?
He looks down. Naturally, I do the same. He glances at me, to see if I’ve noticed, but I can’t really see anything and I’m just assuming something’s happening there. He grins.
M: (hears voices in the stairwell) Oh, that’s Radio Guy.
TM: Okay. I’ll see you later.
It is a day game, so we are done early. I am walking to my car, in the garage.
TM: Hey...what’re you doing?
M: Going home.
TM: Yeah? Fancy seeing you outside of the ballpark.
M: Yeah, I know. I live here. Where are you going?
TM: I was just gonna try and catch up with some of the guys.
M: Hmm. I have some pictures of you.
TM: You do?
M: Mm-hmm. This guy brought them to me, a freelance photographer.
TM: Do I get to see them?
M: If you want.
TM: You can stand sideways right there, for me, if you want. (flips through the pictures) Somebody just gave these to you, like on the concourse?
M: Well, no, he came up to the press box.
TM: (stops at one which is a shot of him from the back) I bet you like this one.
M: Mm-hmm.
TM: So you’re really going home tonight? Do you live alone? (He is finished with the photos and hands them back.)
M: Yeah. You gonna sign a picture for me?
TM: No. I’ll sign your titties.
M: Hah. Yeah, I bet you would.
TM: You know, it wouldn’t be a bad thing if your shirt was unbuttoned one more button. ... Let me see the pictures again. I’ll just pretend to look at them and get a little hard-on. ... So when do I get to sign your tits?
M: Well not here.
TM: When am I gonna get the chance then?
M: I don’t know. Not here.
TM: I could come over to your car and sign them.
M: No, my car’s too small.
TM: I wouldn’t have to get in.
M: No, not at the ballpark. I already did that once. I mean, not here. In Houston.
TM: Did you work there?
M: Yeah.
TM: Was it a ballplayer?
M: No. Can I ask you, why is it that guys are so fascinated by boobs?
TM: I do a pretty good job conversing, though, while I’m looking.
M: But, I mean, it’s not even like I’m wearing a sexy bra. You can’t see anything. Like if you were here with your fly open, you know, so what? I could still talk to you.
TM: You mean if my dick was hanging out, you wouldn’t be distracted?
M: (He distracted me from my point, which is that if he were wearing underwear, it's not a big thing.) I mean, I’d look at it, you know, but...
TM: You wouldn’t want to, like, grab it or something?
M: I might think about it, but I wouldn’t do anything.
TM: So you’re just going to go home tonight. What do you like to do? Do you like sex?
M: Well, yeah, I like sex. Who doesn’t? What about you?
TM: Oh yeah, I like sex.
M: Yeah, I knew that. You’re a guy.
TM: What do I like? I like blow jobs. I like licking. I like boobs. Did I leave anything out?
M: No, I, uh, I think you covered it.
TM: Yeah but I’m horny.
M: No. You? I never would have guessed.
TM: So how do I get to your house, if I’m gonna sign your tits? You can show me your sexy bra.
M: I don’t know if I have one. I’m very innocent. I’m a good girl. ... Obviously.
TM: No, you are. I won’t bother you.
M: Well, you can come over. You just can’t do anything bad.
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There's a knock at the door. It's TM. I freak out.
TM: You’re still wearing a bra.
M: I didn’t think you were really going to come.
TM: I didn’t think so either. ... So what are you doing?
M: Watching the Astros game.
TM: Okay. Let’s watch the game.
M: Is this how you usually...
TM: How I spend my nights?
M: Yeah. Well, I mean, you’ve got games, but...
TM: No, I don’t do this. I usually don’t go out anywhere.
+++
M: Do you watch the game, when you're in the dugout?
TM: I look around a lot.
M: Oh. I thought you said, "I like the Red Hots." What do you look at?
TM: You want to know if I look at the press box, don't you? I look for you up there sometimes. I see you.
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We’re lying on the couch, and I’m just enjoying it because I can feel his heart beating, and I love that. And he’s hot. I mean that literally, like I can feel the heat coming off him. His phone keeps ringing, and eventually he gets up, and goes to get dressed, so I stand up, too. And then he hugs me, and damn.
TM: You can stand on the couch. Now we’re the same height.
M: You’re tall.
TM: All right. (He kisses me.) I gotta go. I’m gonna go get something for dinner and then go home.
He walks toward the door, and I walk with him, and then he hugs me again, except I’m much shorter now.
M: Wait, you didn’t sign.
TM: I’ll do it next time.
M: No you won’t.
TM: Do you have a pen? It’ll never come off.
He signs the left one, and then adds his uniform number, and then looks at it, and laughs.
TM: Don’t let anyone see that.
Posted by Molly
at 12:01 AM EDT
Updated: Tue 03/14/2023 12:57 AM EDT