We had left Germany for good (or so we thought) and were on the home stretch now. We had breakfast in the old-world dining room at the hotel and set out to do a little shopping at the stores nearby. We were centrally located, right by the Salzburg cathedral where Mozart was baptized, so we had a look around there. It was Advent, so they had the Advent wreath out. Our big excursion today was to the Salzwelten Salt Mines and Celtic Village.
If Neuschwanstein was Lisa’s, then the salt mines were … mine. (Heh.) It was so campy, how could you not? Again, we had to take the train and then bus to the mines, which were, all total, only about 30 minutes outside of Salzburg. There were very few people on the bus, which took us on a twisty, curvy road, and eventually we realized that one of our traveling companions was a girl named Rachel who was British, I think; in any case, she spoke English. She, too, was headed to the salt mines. Once we got there and bought our tickets, we had to don ugly, dingy white (well they had been white at one point) coveralls, then we waited for this little train to come take us into the mine. I say train, but it was more like a kid’s train – it was like a big long beam of wood on wheels and you straddled it and held on, and then it went like 3 mph. That’s probably like 5 km/hr or something.
Our tour group had four or five different nationalities in it, speaking about four different languages. Rachel, Lisa and I were the only English speakers. Our tour guide, however, knew every language in the group, so she would alternate which she said first and then repeat it three times in different languages. After a quick train ride, we started the tour with a video, then walked around underground for a while, and – what’s this – we crossed the German border back into Bavaria. (So I guess were weren’t done with Germany for good after all.)
Then the fun part: the slides. The quickest way for the miners to descend deeper was to slide down wooden slides. Much like the train, you straddled it. The dingy coveralls had built-in padding in strategic areas so you could just slide right down. There were two such slides that we got to ride. Then we got to taste some salt brine, cross a salt lake, and that was the tour. It let out in the gift shop. (Another resemblance to Disney!) I bought the bulk of my souvenirs there, so I suppose you would have to say their strategy worked.
At the same place as the salt mines was a Celtic Village, which was also kind of campy, but kind of fun. There were animatronic figures, much like Pirates of the Caribbean before they re-did it to make it look like Captain Jack’s version. It was pretty cold outside so we didn’t stay for too long, but we did hit all the buildings in the village.
Then it was back to Salzburg, where I bought some Mozartkugeln. We also found an internet café so Lisa could get in touch with her former exchange student’s family in Vienna, since they were providing accommodation. Our hotel was close to the Hohensalzburg, which had a funicular that I wanted to ride, but by the time we had gotten back into the city, it was getting dark and the funicular, perhaps due to winter hours, was closed. So it was another city, another holiday market, this one the Salzburger Christkindlmarkt. The next day, we would go to Vienna, but first: our search for Mozart.